Charles Schulz

Just remember, when you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
– Charles Schulz

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
– Charles Schulz

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.
– Charles Schulz

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
– Charles Schulz

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
– Charles Schulz

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
– Charles Schulz

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is
someone who loves you in spite of your faults.
– Charles Schulz

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
– Charles Schulz

I love mankind, it’s people I can’t stand.
– Charles Schulz

Exercise is a dirty word – every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
– Charles Schulz

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?” Then a voice says to me, “This is going to take more than one night.”
– Charles Schulz

Try not to have a good time – this is supposed to be educational.
– Charles Schulz

I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – just hang around until you get used to it.
– Charles Schulz

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, “Why me?” Then a voice answers “Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.”
– Charles Schulz

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.
– Charles Schulz

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
– Charles Schulz

There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters. I could be their leader.
– Charles Schulz

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?
– Charles Schulz

Happiness is a warm puppy.
– Charles Schulz

In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.
– Charles Schulz

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, “Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false
test?” Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, “We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.”
– Charles Schulz