I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time
trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it
down on.
– Beryl Pfizer
Everybody wants sympathy, but nobody wants people feeling sorry for them.
– Beryl Pfizer
I wonder what language truck drivers are using, now that everyone is using theirs?
– Beryl Pfizer
If I spent as much time doing the things I worry about getting done as I do worrying about
doing them, I wouldn’t have anything to worry about.
– Beryl Pfizer
People get nostalgic about a lot of things I don’t think they were that crazy about the first
time around.
– Beryl Pfizer
It may be true that life begins at forty, but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or
spread out.
– Beryl Pfizer
You have to be careful about being too careful.
– Beryl Pfizer
No matter what critics say, it’s hard to believe that a television program which keeps four
children quiet for an hour can be all bad.
– Beryl Pfizer
A little public scandal is good once in a while. It takes the tension out of the news.
– Beryl Pfizer