The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
– Robert Byrne
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
– Robert Byrne
One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.
– Robert Byrne
Prejudices save time.
– Robert Byrne
A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of
his life.
– Robert Byrne
Byrne’s Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.
– Robert Byrne
When the going gets tough, the smart get lost.
– Robert Byrne
Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked
geography.
– Robert Byrne
Winter is nature’s way of saying, “Up yours!”
– Robert Byrne
Until you walk a mile in another man’s moccasins, you can’t imagine the smell.
– Robert Byrne
Get in good physical condition before submitting to bondage. You should be fit to be tied.
– Robert Byrne
In case of a water landing, the flight attendant can be used as a flotation device.
– Robert Byrne
The trouble with solitude is that there is no one to share it with.
– Robert Byrne
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
– Robert Byrne
A fool and his money are soon partied.
– Robert Byrne
No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to
write one.
– Robert Byrne
To err is human; to purr, feline.
– Robert Byrne
Love will find a lay.
– Robert Byrne
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
– Robert Byrne
Catholics go to Confession just to brag.
– Robert Byrne
One of the disadvantages of having children is that they eventually get old enough to give you
presents they make at school.
– Robert Byrne
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
– Robert Byrne
Partying is such sweet sorrow.
– Robert Byrne