Yogi Berra

If you don’t know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!
– Yogi Berra

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
– Yogi Berra

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
– Yogi Berra

We made too many wrong mistakes.
– Yogi Berra

The future ain’t what it used to be.
– Yogi Berra

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
– Yogi Berra

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.
– Yogi Berra

Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
– Yogi Berra

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
– Yogi Berra

90% of the game is half mental – the rest is physical.
– Yogi Berra

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
– Yogi Berra

Think? How the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?
– Yogi Berra

It’s like deja vu all over again.
– Yogi Berra

You can observe a lot just by watching.
– Yogi Berra

If the world was perfect, it wouldn’t be.
– Yogi Berra

Never answer anonymous letters.
– Yogi Berra

It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.
– Yogi Berra

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
– Yogi Berra

– Yogi, you are from St. Louis, we live in New Jersey, and you played ball in New York. If you
go before I do, where would you like me to have you buried?
– Surprise me!
Yogi’s wife Carmen, – Yogi Berra

It ain’t the heat; it’s the humility.
– Yogi Berra

I usually take a two hour nap from 1 o’clock to 4.
– Yogi Berra

Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
– Yogi Berra

I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
– Yogi Berra

Slump? I ain’t in no slump! I just ain’t hitting.
– Yogi Berra

If you get hurt and miss work, it won’t hurt to miss work.
– Yogi Berra

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
– Yogi Berra

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
– Yogi Berra

If the fans don’t come out to the ball park, you can’t stop them.
– Yogi Berra

I didn’t really say everything I said.
– Yogi Berra

The future ain’t what it used to be.
– Yogi Berra

Half this game is ninety percent mental.
– Yogi Berra

The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they’re running.
– Yogi Berra

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
– Yogi Berra

If you ask me a question I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
– Yogi Berra

It ain’t over till it’s over.
– Yogi Berra

Pair up in threes.
– Yogi Berra

You have to give 100% in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half,
you have to give what’s left.
– Yogi Berra

It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
– Yogi Berra

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
– Yogi Berra