I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
I want a man who is kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just
because you do.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
Macho does not prove mucho.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work. American men work all day and
have no time for love.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
I love the intellectual type, they know everything and suspect nothing.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So Momma sent
me to a different school.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
I’d rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never her age.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon
Bibles.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
I call everyone “Darling” because I can’t remember their names.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
To a smart girl men are no problem – they’re the answer.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor